1. Who are you? avarst,ye see the ship coming throught the fog thar, the scurvy lass hanging off the mainmast...that be me...arr
2. Are we friends? like, totally, fer sher, as long as i can keep that totally awesome skirt you lent me last week.
3. When and how did we meet? you know, stockholm syndrome really isn't as bad as it's cracked up to be.
4. How have I affected you? well...there is the fact that i'm missing a couple of toes...
5. What do you think of me? i think you're way too adventurous...and no, shopping bags do not make good parachutes.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? in a word...poker.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? as long as the ghost of the 499th person to whack the berlin wall down is haunting the womens' loo at King's Cross Station in London...
8. Do you love me? you've always been my love, ever since you made me sniff that oddly mechanical looking flower in Brazil
9. Do you have a crush on me? well, i would think the two ton iron cannon on top of you would be a clue...
10. Would you kiss me? EWW COOTIES! *laughs* back to crayonland for me
11. Would you hug me? aye...if the pirates command it
12. Physically, what stands out? that you're taller than me!! *smiles* yay
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler? if you were any colder, you'd be dead.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? *strokes chin* well, it depends on iff you're wearing socks.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Dastardly Dyl...because we're PIRATES!! *looks at bonnie* rawr.
17. Am I loveable? is the pope catholic?
18. How long have you known me? ever since that fateful day when you swept me off my feet down near the docks of the swamp...
19. Describe me in one word. jupiter.
20. What was your first impression? eat, dylan, eat!
21. Do you still think that way about me now? yes!!
22. What do you think my weakness is? weakness. hmm. omnipotent pirates have no weaknesses :D
23. Do you think I'll get married? only if she'll hunt squirrels with you.
24. What makes me happy? computers.
25. What makes me sad? dictionaries.
26. What reminds you of me? squirrels and telephone poles
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? a sword!!
28. How well do you know me?well, being stuck in a cell with someone for three years makes you learn a lot about them.
29. When's the last time you saw me? goodness. you're here with me now. here in this dark and murder-ridden ad for hepatitis, eh?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? *shuts mouth* no! no, nothing....
31. Do you think I could kill someone? if you had a rapier and a bottle of gatorade, heck yeah
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