I'd like to apologize in advance for a few things I may say when a certain "Catherine Kronk" is involved. It's a hate-hate-hate relationship we have going that is entirely too entertaining to taint with "tact" and "proper self-restraint." So when you see me say things like "I'll kill the cat" I mean it completely facetiously. You all know I drown cats, and it is their lack of ability to breathe in water that kills them, not me. See? There I go again. So I'm sorry. But Catherine deserves it. Because she doesn't wear pants. I'm sure you'd do the same in my position too.
*Smacks David* No David! Insult, chastise, ricidule! We don't stare! Catherine, for Allah's sake, put on some clothes! You're corrupting the youth.
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