Examples

(Here's some examples of the surveys I've done to get your creative juices flowing. Or you can do them serious. But that's sorta boring, don't you think?)

Meredith:

1. Who are you? I am the darkness. I am the light. I am … THE POWER OF CHEESE!
2. Are we friends? Does a cow eat tulips in the frozen tundra of Pakistan?
3. When and how did we meet? Funny story, actually. 3.1761 years ago we were bored one day and both spontaneously decided to hurl ourselves off a cliff into the deep to cease our meaningless existences and rid the world of our adulterated presence (or, as the case may be, jump off the Sunsphere because our parents took away our internet privileges). We climbed up the top, I looked across the giant, copper, blinding ball of mediocrity that is our city’s symbol and sole claim to international fame and I saw you. You seemed to possess radiant beauty, an angel-like silhouette, and an absolutely divine grace I would have only expected from a “waste disposal expert” who’d been hired straight out of prison after a 7year stint for robbing a convenience store with a poisonous twinkie.
4. How have I affected you? You gave me hope for the future. And then you stole it, beat it over the head with a tuna fish, and ripped it, along with all my dreams for the future, into tiny shreds of despair and sadness. And you gave me polio.
5. What do you think of me? I think you’re wonderful. In a “the death of humanity” kinda way.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Hmm… I guess it’d have to be that time in Peru where you forgot how to drive a stick properly and, well, long story short, I won $15,000 in a Connect-Four game of epic proportions.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Until I have both your kidneys.
8. Do you love me? Does a penguin sip cider during full moons and get paid in orange juice to do it?
9. Do you have a crush on me? Crush you? Why on earth would I want to do that? I simply don’t have the body mass.
10. Would you kiss me? I have been meaning to get some artistic inspiration from a 5year stay in our local penitentiary.
11. Would you hug me? With enough layers of clothing, anything’s possible.
12. Physically, what stands out? Your kneecaps.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Your kneecaps… OF THE SOUL!!!
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Heaven forbid, child, we don’t need a Mer Popsicle!
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? You’re skinny like me. Thus, your bones have a difficult time holding heat for any period of time. Thus, you get a 37 degrees Farenheit.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Rambo McBananaPeel: Why? I’m not good with nicknames.
17. Am I loveable? With enough layers of clothing, anything’s possible.
18. How long have you known me? Reality says 3.1761 years. My calendar says “To err is human, to forgive without demanding reparations is a grievous crime.”
19. Describe me in one word. Chlorine.
20. What was your first impression? I think it was Monet. But I’m not good with art.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Oh, of you? No. You’re not wearing a Mountie’s Uniform nor are you speaking in Russian.
22. What do you think my weakness is? You have too many cats in your henhouse, metaphorically of course.
23. Do you think I'll get married? Well, I think it’s legal in Massachusetts. Only time will tell for the rest of the country.
24. What makes me happy? Prozac, vodka, and a whole lot of booty.
25. What makes me sad? Prohibition, dead kittens, and Gustav Mahler.
26. What reminds you of me? Puerto Rico.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A picture of Richard Nixon staring into a mirror during the Apocalypse.
28. How well do you know me? Well, Marilyn, I’d have to say pretty well.
29. When's the last time you saw me? Physically, Friday. Mentally, tomorrow.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Your hair really was on fire, but you just looked so pretty in that style…
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Can albino chipmunks be trained to suck blood?
32. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you? Only if you promise to lie, mock, and marinate me on every question.

Bonnie:

1. Who are you? I am the alpha. I am the omega. I am THE POWER OF METH!
2. Are we friends? Does a razor open pickle jars with the meticulousness of a walrus on heroine?
3. When and how did we meet? We were in the trenches in Nam, come to think of it. Those Commie B@st@rd5 had us surrounded and you saved our entire units lives by engaging them in a complex philosophical debate on the purpose of earwax in the uberman while I gave them fatal wedgies with a well thrown hand grenade.
4. How have I affected you? Well, I think the scars and missing limbs speak for themselves.
5. What do you think of me? If you were an aquatic mammal, you’d be an elephant.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Hmm, I guess it’d have to be the time you killed that guy with his own fingernail clippings. Always thinking of efficiency, is the Bonnie…
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Until you find out what I really buried in your backyard.
8. Do you love me? Does a polar bear enjoy a dip in 24molar HCl every second Tuesday of July?
9. Do you have a crush on me? Well, if you’re reading this, the anvil hasn’t hit yet, has it?
10. Would you kiss me? I don’t want to catch “The Gay!”
11. Would you hug me? The more appropriate question is how could I stop.
12. Physically, what stands out? Leprosy.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Agoraphobia.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? You’re already making me look bad. If you get much cooler, I’ll have to kill myself out of shame.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? It depends on how far the disease has progressed.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Botox von Beertab: Why? Why not?
17. Am I loveable? If the Russians can do it, so can I!
18. How long have you known me? The 70s. 1870s, that is.
19. Describe me in one word. Kleenex
20. What was your first impression? When father told me about “The Mistake in the Delivery Room.”
21. Do you still think that way about me now? If by “that way” you mean sanguine whimsy, then I have no idea what you’re talking about.
22. What do you think my weakness is? You’re not John McCain.
23. Do you think I'll get married? Guns and arsenic can do wonders for one’s love life.
24. What makes me happy? Influenza, curling irons, and dwarven prodigies.
25. What makes me sad? Masochism, flying squid, and Benjamin Harrison.
26. What reminds you of me? Liver and Onions.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? Mongolia.
28. How well do you know me? You are Prince Charles, right?
29. When's the last time you saw me? Let’s see…. I visited Hell last Tuesday, so I guess… April 17?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? If I had, you’d still have two lungs.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? It’s not a matter of if, it’s a matter of how many.

Lauren:

1. Who are you? I am the all. I am the void. I am THE POWER OF TWIG!
2. Are we friends? I prefer the term “Unprofessional Associates of DOOM”, but whatever.
3. When and how did we meet? Remember Germany, 1944? Yeah, neither do I.
4. How have I affected you? All the swears… MAKE THE VOICES STOP!
5. What do you think of me? If you had more superpowers, we’d all be dead.
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? I seem to remember something involving a gargoyle and a hotdog stand. It gets hazy after that.
7. How long do you think we will be friends? If the seagull votes, I’ll eat ketchup.
8. Do you love me? Do harlots sell lapels of solid copper for the price of eternal apathy?
9. Do you have a crush on me? No, but the gorilla will.
10. Would you kiss me? Is that a threat?
11. Would you hug me? If I did, would you stop sending me those severed fingers?
12. Physically, what stands out? Nose hair.
13. Emotionally, what stands out? Your fear of concrete.
14. Do you wish I was cooler? No, I like you with your clothes on.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? If I had a French president for every time someone asked me that one…
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Tyranny van Mustardseeds
17. Am I loveable? With enough fingernail polish and leiturhosen, without a doubt!
18. How long have you known me? Can we ever really know anyone?
19. Describe me in one word. Hangnail.
20. What was your first impression? A man in a trenchcoat told me he I was chosen to be “The One point One.” I threw up on his shoes.
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Among other vowels, perhaps.
22. What do you think my weakness is? You have no pancreas.
23. Do you think I'll get married? The better question is, do I think you’ll stop.
24. What makes me happy? Peas, the color cyan, and Leonard Nimoy.
25. What makes me sad? Improperly canned tuna, screwdrivers, and Pat Buchanan.
26. What reminds you of me? Illiteracy propaganda
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A map of Southern Portugal.
28. How well do you know me? Better than you know, Linda.
29. When's the last time you saw me? If I told you, you might start closing your curtains at 3AM every morning.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Hey, I think the Berlin Wall needed to stay up. I just didn’t want to break your heart.
31. Do you think I could kill someone? If they have a wallet, a watch, and a toupee I’d be shocked if you didn’t.