Brie's Answer (#15 for the win!)

1. Who are you?
C'est le fromage.

2. Are we friends?
i don't usually have friends, only those who are at the bottom of my hit list

3. When and how did we meet?
have i met you?

4. How have I affected you?
you haunt my dreams at night

5. What do you think of me?
good god, please just eat, it's sad when i weigh 20 pounds more than a senior

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
memories! all alone in the moonlight!

7. How long do you think we will be friends?
refer to #2

8. Do you love me?
love is such a strong word...

9. Do you have a crush on me?
hmmm...must think....no

10. Would you kiss me?
only if you mysteriously transformed into johnny depp

11. Would you hug me?
refer to #10

12. Physically, what stands out?
horizontally challenged

13. Emotionally, what stands out?
horizontally challenged

14. Do you wish I was cooler?
If you were any cooler, the earth would freeze over and aliens wuld eat us as popsicles..yummy

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
57, wait that's ketchup

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
candy-red-fingernail-polish...you said be creative

17. Am I loveable?
i think the better question is how can you not be edible?

18. How long have you known me?
to see is to know...2 min

19. Describe me in one word.
happy moose ok that was two words

20. What was your first impression?
how can anyone look so much like a birch tree?

21. Do you still think that way about me now?
of course not, now you're a tennessee gum tree

22. What do you think my weakness is?
Your lack of weaknesses

23. Do you think I'll get married?
only if you can catch her

24. What makes me happy?
squirrels..ok that's me

25. What makes me sad?
old baywatch episodes

26. What reminds you of me?
the mast of a sailboat

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
seychelles

28. How well do you know me?
was anyone meant to understand dyl?

29. When's the last time you saw me?
in the reflection of a bicycle light

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
well once i got into some trouble with CIA...oh shit i said that

31. Do you think I could kill someone?
if it involved drugging decorating them with lawn-gnomes and leaving them out in the sun to dry after dousing them in a mixture of melted popsicle juice and mashed bananas