David's Answers (Wonderful, esp. # 4)

1. Who are you?
The unexplainable joining of fried rice and Pocky.

2. Are we friends?
There's always a bond between former cellmates.

3. When and how did we meet?
I don't remember, but sometime freshman year, I woke up with a steak
on one eye and an eyepatch on the other.

4. How have I affected you?
You misspelled 'afflicted.'

5. What do you think of me?
EAT SOMETHING.

6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
That one time we gate-crashed that Broadway premiere? Sheer greatness.

7. How long do you think we will be friends?
Until the end of time. Which, by my calculations, will be right... NO-

8. Do you love me?
Not touching this one with a 10 and a 1/2 foot pole.

9. Do you have a crush on me?
If by crush you mean 'plan to drop a 10-ton anvil on,' yes.

10. Would you kiss me?
See 8.

11. Would you hug me?
Only to see you squirm. Here's an emoticon to show how much this
means to me. <3

12. Physically, what stands out?
Your ribs.

13. Emotionally, what stands out?
Your ribs.

14. Do you wish I was cooler?
If you were any cooler, we'd use your hollowed corpse to store meat.

15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
The derivative of -Pi/e.

16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Pickles, 'cause you hate it so much when I use it.

17. Am I loveable?
Maybe to somebody. Let's get an IV of pure alcohol and find out.

18. How long have you known me?
I don't remember.

19. Describe me in one word.
Emotionallydisconcertedwhileseekingsocialacceptace-ism.

20. What was your first impression?
*ring* Ethiopia? We found you a posterchild.

21. Do you still think that way about me now?
Yup.

22. What do you think my weakness is?
Your pitiful carbon based skeletal structure.

23. Do you think I'll get married?
Let's hope for the best.

24. What makes me happy?
Being right and logical.

25. What makes me sad?
Kelly.

26. What reminds you of me?
A beanpole.

27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Body mass and a girlfriend who appreciates theoretical discussions.

28. How well do you know me?
I'd say decently.

29. When's the last time you saw me?
In my mind's eye.

30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Yup. See, my sister had a vision that fated December night...

31. Do you think I could kill someone?
Do you think I couldn't?