1. Who are you? : i am the embodiement of passion and am quite scary to most
people because it's really just passionate fear
2. Are we friends? : depends on if your definition of friends includes chilli
peppers, clandestine death plots, and lots of cyanide
3. When and how did we meet? : i really can't remember if it was the death camp
of Hitler's
General Hedge or if it was at some Geeks Unite! parade....
4. How have I affected you? : well, these warts don't seem to wash off
5. What do you think of me? : what is this "think" that you speak of?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? : probably the time i stuck my wet
finger in you ear and you refused to see it as something humerous that just happened to upset you greatly
7. How long do you think we will be friends? : however long i can entice you to
retain your screenname
8. Do you love me? : yes, even though you can be an incredible ass to me and
even though i'm constantly annoying
9. Do you have a crush on me? : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10. Would you kiss me? : yes, and then i'd rip off my shirt, slowly twirl the
pieces in the air and lick my lips and, shit. did i really type that?
11. Would you hug me? : yes, but you scream and wail like i'm pouring HCl down
your pants
12. Physically, what stands out? : your bones
13. Emotionally, what stands out? : you have emotions under all that
rationalizing!?!?!?
14. Do you wish I was cooler? : good god! if you were you'd be a f****** icicle
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? : -45 degrees Farenheit
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. : diddle-pants, because
it's fun to say diddle-pants
17. Am I loveable? : well i love ya, but i'm not sure anything that i love is
exactly loveable, so no
18. How long have you known me? : beets me, and carrotts too!
19. Describe me in one word. : dylan
20. What was your first impression? : eat
21. Do you still think that way about me now? : i'm still confused about this
"think" you keep mentioning
22. What do you think my weakness is? : I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION!!!
DEFINE "THINK" BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE IT IN MY VOCABULARY, LET ALONE UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!!!!!
23. Do you think I'll get married? : GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
24. What makes me happy? : i guess that would entail you actually telling me
something that makes you happy
25. What makes me sad? : your life
26. What reminds you of me? : skinny pirates who test new mathematical teaching
skills on prisoners
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? : a handbook on how to talk
like a pirate
28. How well do you know me? : not well enough
29. When's the last time you saw me? : was it the Diet Dr. Pepper Kill Babies
convention or the Fanta Saves Lives debate?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? : do i EVER have a problem
telling people about my life?
31. Do you think I could kill someone? : if that someone was named CARRIE!!
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