Friday, August 4

Cast list

Wealthy man in wheel chair, all but one arm and his head paralyzed (Sponsor): Was driving at a squirrel in the road, sure the squirrel would run out of the way. But as he got closer and closer, the squirrel just stared at him, its piercing little eyes daring him onward, as if it wanted to get crushed beneath the giant wheels of his SUV. Surely, no animal would be that stupid. Surely, it would jump out of the way. But it didn't. The man crushes the squirrel, but was so focused upon it that he neglected a stop sign and drove straight through a fourway stop, getting in a terrible collision as a result.

Wealthy man's servant: Hates universe because he's the wealthy man's servant.

People person (Public relations): Loves people, but all of her boyfriends/crushes, etc invariably end up dead. Very frustrating.

Website manager: Can't kill himself. Tries numerous methods, but something always goes wrong and he ends up fine. Possible relationship with people person/possible misanthrope?

Campaign Manager: Horrible terminal illness that causes no pain, but can cause death at any moment. Results in dementia, paranoia, and a desire to live intensely every single goddamn moment. Possibly dies later in film?

Assistant Campaign Manager:

Monday, July 24

MvU: Background Story

On the day of his 14th birthday, Calvin Millers had an idea. It was at once lofty, idealisticly optimistic, and truly inspiring. It was also impossible. Calvin Miller wanted to be elected to take over as The Universe.

Calvin was born to the unlikely union of a card-carrying socialist and a lifelong libertarian [Pictures of ACLU rally and makeout(?)]. This resulted in something of a... diverse childhood. Calvin was taught to love the world, respecting its independence while doing everything he could to help it, but only if he had its express permission (and at least three copies of signed consent forms). [Picture of Mike-esque individual in suit and a hippie, with Calvin in between, smiling]

But, overall, Calvin was instilled with a persistent spirit to never stopping fighting for what he believed in, a value he received from both his parents [picture of parents vehemently fighting with young Calvin holding each of them and smiling].

Because of constant government persecution and an uncanny ability to get ejected from whatever community the family entered, Calvin's childhood was spent meeting all manner of diverse individuals in all sorts of exotic places [pictures of families at various homes with various people, including under bridges and with hoboes].

Unfortunately, tragedy haunted the boy's footsteps. The day before Calvin turned 14 years old, his father choked to death in a crowded restaurant on an oversized pomegranite seed. [Three pictures of father in various stages of choking, as customers eat on nonplussed]. Hours later, still ignorant of her husband's death, his mother died in a series of complications resulting from a paper-cut on her index finger. [Multiple pictures of mother receiving cut, attempting to apply band-aid, and people rushing in to "help", eventually results in attempted defibrillation that, of course, gives her a heart attack].

Then, on the same day at approximately 11:48 PM, Calvin's faithful dog and steadfast companion, Irony, died in his sleep.

Sunday, July 2

Mission Statement

It's hard to write a defining goal for a group of works that should have so much variety and character. But, as I'm going to attempt to spearhead this sordid operation, I'll try and tell you what my underlying motivations are, and in so doing, hopefully help you understand why I do what I do.

If I was to sum up my goal in one phrase I'd say "To make life beautiful." I don't mean beautiful in an "aww, how pretty" kind of way. I mean beautiful in an epic, interesting, powerful way. The sort of beautiful that's accessible to everyone, that infects you, instead of forcing you to be a mere observer. I want to make life interesting, intense, inspiring; everything but mundane. Essentially, make it worth living. I want to die feeling that I've really lived, not in the sense of having accomplished great things or risked my life for thrills, but in the sense that I've felt, created, inspired, and been a forceful "presence." An identity and experience unto myself.

So I want to capture that in my prose and films. I want to come up with ideas that seem epic and monumental in scope, and yet not inaccessible to the point of sheer fantasy. So, when I orchestrate campaigns of two armies with cardboard weapons marching around UT's campus, it's not because they're fighting for anything in particular, it's because it's interesting.

It's the journey and the destination. There's some subtle message behind it, be it the foolishness of hubris, the ridiculous qualities of war, the futility of one man trying to change the world, whatever. It's thoughtprovoking, emotional, hilarious, ridiculous, beautiful, and inherently human, despite its fantastical qualities. That combination is what I'm trying to grasp. I'll probably fail, but, at the very least, we'll all have a great time along the way doing one of the most important things a person can do with their life: fulfilling it.

Acting on a Tight Rope

One of the primary challenges in the majority of films, and prose for that matter, that I compose is walking the line between irreverency and sincerity. It's a difficult task, to mock your own creation while not demeaning it. It's not as simple as derogative comments about quality, meant to garner praise. It's not even direct ridicule. It's more of a subtle humor, the ability to not take oneself seriously, while still creating a meaning that goes beyond entertainment-value.

It's an issue I have personally as well as artistically; I often come off as downright flippant, when I'm really quite passionate and sincere about many of my beliefs and ideals. It's a tight rope, maintaining a light flair, a small smile with a gleam in your eye, signifying a joyful sense of humor, but without losing the indication that there's something stronger, something deeper under the surface. It's humor with purpose and intensity, although the humor is more of a smokescreen or even bait, to draw distract and disconcert until the person is lulled into an ease that allows you to slowly grab hold of them and, before they're aware of it, your point hits home. You don't know whether to laugh or cry. Even that choice alone speaks volumes about your personality, values, and outlooks. Or maybe it's just an indicator of "which way the scales tip."

So that's the grand balancing act. How do we create something humorous, but still moving? If you get too humorous, you're fluff. People walk away with a smile on their faces, and hardly give you another thought. If you're too serious, people get turned off, feel they're being preached to, see the message coming so they avoiding being hit head on.

As you're acting/improvising/writing/what have you, keep this in mind. Ostensibly, you're a clown. But it's a facade you don't really want to be convincing. You want to be funny. But you want to be human, not a mere caricature.

Love your character. Or love to hate him, depending. Allow her to have flaws, certainly, but try to avoid invoking pity. Embrace your part, no matter what emotions you're supposed to convey, and really let a personality shine, not just a cardboard cutout. You're a person, not a prop. Think of your character the same way.

Friday, June 30

Soundtrack: MvU

Dirty Laundry
What if God Was One of Us
Isn't it Ironic?
The Boxer
Ravel's Bolero
Yeah Yeah Yeah
You Never Give Me Money (Or similar)

Sketch

Opening shot: Campaign commercial (sign of things to come/comedy)

Text on solid background (ruffin tumble, title, Stephen Crane poem)

Background

Campaigning (pedestrian walkway "live" experiment)

Trying to woo wealthy eccentrics

Debate con Norris

Polling

Election day

Election defeat

What's next?

Man v. Universe

Purpose:

This is a film about an idealist. But more than that, it's about the men and women who support him, fighting tides of individuals who don't understand what you're working for, why you feel so strongly, and what makes this guy any better than the rest.

The main character wants to take on reality itself. He has people who actually believe in, and he believes himself that he can really make a difference. Ultimately, reality wins, literally and symbolically.

The film is obviously a mocumentary, in the sense that the "actors" act seriously but look ridiculous, and it mocks the election process in general. But there are serious moments, despite their often ridiculous quality. As the religious protesters yell, "You can't play God", their hate is genuine. They reduce the power of man to mere pawn status, and it's that misplaced faith that leads to so many unnecessary hardships and animosity in the world. And, as mentioned above, the supporters believe in this man. They really want him to win, and when he doesn't, it's as crushing as any setback to a cause you believe in can be.

But the film ends with a message of hope. There's always the next race. No one's giving up. The tears may be faked, but the message is real: Idealists can't beat reality. But with enough persistence and hope, they can give it a run for its money.