A Trick from Bonnie

(Heh, if bonnie copies my conversations, I'll do the same thing :). Props to Kelly for the prompt.)

violinest88: can YOU tell me how to get to sesame street?
IndubitablyDyl: Take a left at Weigel's, drive down Bob Dole Blvd
IndubitablyDyl: Now, you're gonna turn right, but you'll think you want to go straight
IndubitablyDyl: DON'T GO STRAIGHT!
IndubitablyDyl: Heaven help ya if you go straight
IndubitablyDyl: So you're gonna turn left
IndubitablyDyl: I mean right
IndubitablyDyl: And after that, there's a U-turn
IndubitablyDyl: Now, you only want to make it an L turn
IndubitablyDyl: Because there's a barely discernible road halfway through
IndubitablyDyl: It's tight, you'll be going 50mph, but you can make it with a bit of grease and luck
IndubitablyDyl: So then you'll drive for, oh say, 3days and find a magical wishing well
IndubitablyDyl: Jump in the well.
IndubitablyDyl: Whatever you do, though, don't drink the water!
IndubitablyDyl: So you're in the well, now you wait for it to rain
IndubitablyDyl: It'll rain, you'll drown, but it's a magic well
violinest88: hahahahaha, the song was just stuck in my head, but thank you for this, i'll make sure to use it when i'm driving to sesame street.
IndubitablyDyl: So your body will get thrown about the underground channels until you turn up in the sewer
violinest88: ...a magical sewer??
IndubitablyDyl: No.
IndubitablyDyl: A dirty, needle ridden sewer
violinest88: that''s too bad.
violinest88: eww icky.
IndubitablyDyl: So you'll end up in a putrid filth hole, or "The City Capital"
IndubitablyDyl: Eventually scavengers will take your clothes and jewelry
IndubitablyDyl: finally, your entire body will be taken for "science"
IndubitablyDyl: After they desecrate it at the local university and post the pictures on their website
IndubitablyDyl: You'll get plopped in the trash
IndubitablyDyl: BAM
IndubitablyDyl: You're with Oscar.
violinest88: oh well that's exciting
IndubitablyDyl: Sesame Street is just in the rich part of Sin City.