Joe: So... I heard a rumor that you've come into some money? I'm in a bit of a tight spot myself...
Me: Well, I heard a rumor I kill people.
Joe: ... I've not heard that.
Me: I know. There's no basis for it. Yet.
Joe: Look, a giraffe riding a lawnmower! *runs away*
Me: Watch out for the land...mines. Well, rumors always have some kernel of truth.
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