I got bored, so I did this:

Making up Bob Dole Quotes
From Uncyclopedia

"Bob Dole enjoys kittens on a stick." -Bob Dole

"Bob Dole firmly believes Calvin Coolidge could kick your ass." -Bob Dole

"At least Bob Dole's not gay." -Bob Dole (commenting on the more popular "Making Up Oscar Wilde Quotes")

"Never say I."-Bob Dole

"Bob Dole." -Bob Dole