Innocence A-Bored

EtrnalLstBoy (David Sugue): Alright, Dyl.
EtrnalLstBoy: Time to run the gauntlet.
IndubitablyDyl: paper time!
EtrnalLstBoy: Exactly.
EtrnalLstBoy: And you'd know. Is there a site that does a search of Knoxville libraries?
IndubitablyDyl: yes
IndubitablyDyl: http://cat.knoxlib.org/uhtbin/cgisirsi/Hl3WhnpMYL/293200236/60/1180/X
EtrnalLstBoy: I'm almost amazed you had that favorited.
IndubitablyDyl: heh
IndubitablyDyl: I have to renew a lot
EtrnalLstBoy: ...
EtrnalLstBoy: Right.
EtrnalLstBoy: Well.
EtrnalLstBoy: They have the book I need.
EtrnalLstBoy: At DOWNTOWN.
IndubitablyDyl: Hooray!
EtrnalLstBoy: Does that mean the one in downtown K-Town?
IndubitablyDyl: Downtown, life can be great when you're, Downtown!
IndubitablyDyl: Yes.
IndubitablyDyl: Lawson McGhee
EtrnalLstBoy: Goodie goodie gumdrops.
EtrnalLstBoy: My life is filled with happiness and sunshine.
EtrnalLstBoy: Hooray.
IndubitablyDyl: Hooray!
EtrnalLstBoy: I'm assuming that since you're not trying to stop this misadventure that it's open today.
IndubitablyDyl: Yes
IndubitablyDyl: From 1 to 5
IndubitablyDyl: Mayve 12 to 5
EtrnalLstBoy: Whoa.
IndubitablyDyl: I can't remember
EtrnalLstBoy: Them's banker's hours.
IndubitablyDyl: It is Sunday
EtrnalLstBoy: And they're supposed to bend to my every whim!
IndubitablyDyl: You never call, you never write, what do you expect?
EtrnalLstBoy: For them to obey my every whim.
IndubitablyDyl: Why would they? These things take commitment. They're not family, they've no obligation!
EtrnalLstBoy: Wait.
EtrnalLstBoy: Are we still talking about the library, or strippers?
IndubitablyDyl: Yes.
EtrnalLstBoy: Strippers in the library?
IndubitablyDyl: It's like a convenience market for undesirables!
IndubitablyDyl: There's strippers and hobos galore!
IndubitablyDyl: Stripping is a night job; what do you expect from them during the day?
EtrnalLstBoy: Oof.
EtrnalLstBoy: Type?
IndubitablyDyl: Type? You mean being a secretary?
EtrnalLstBoy: No.
IndubitablyDyl: They're brave, but even strippers can't take that level of harassment
EtrnalLstBoy: Type, as in type, if ya know what I mean.
IndubitablyDyl: I have no idea what you mean.
EtrnalLstBoy: Then you're too much of an innocent.
IndubitablyDyl: I must be. Am I innocent enough to be sacrificed?
EtrnalLstBoy: Nono.
EtrnalLstBoy: You still need your virginity.
IndubitablyDyl: But I have...er...by some definitions surely....well.... ok. Fine. No volcanos for me. Happy?
EtrnalLstBoy: Not really.
EtrnalLstBoy: I learned too much today.
IndubitablyDyl: And you haven't even started your paper!
IndubitablyDyl: You'll combust by the end of today!
EtrnalLstBoy: Yup.
EtrnalLstBoy: Ah, well.
IndubitablyDyl: At midnight, I suppose
IndubitablyDyl: Cause we won't finish until at least then I'm sure
EtrnalLstBoy: Self-immolation's the way to go.
EtrnalLstBoy: We still have little more than a week.
IndubitablyDyl: I prefer mania myself.
IndubitablyDyl: Yeah, but if we are consciously aware of that we'll never get the paper done today.
IndubitablyDyl: So we have to pretend it's due tomorrow.
EtrnalLstBoy: Still, my friend, it's better to get some today.
IndubitablyDyl: hehe...you said "get some"....
EtrnalLstBoy: Then burn ourselves trying to do it all.
EtrnalLstBoy: BAH.
EtrnalLstBoy: *get some done
IndubitablyDyl: ;)
IndubitablyDyl: Sure Davy, sure...
IndubitablyDyl: Yeah, I need to start...I mean continue... memorizing my lines
EtrnalLstBoy: Yup yup.
EtrnalLstBoy: I've got...
EtrnalLstBoy: One line down.
EtrnalLstBoy: Maybe 2.
IndubitablyDyl: Yes! You're not ahead of me!
IndubitablyDyl: I was worried, because if you, of all people, are ahead of me I'd be doomed.
EtrnalLstBoy: I don't know if I should be amused at that or not.
IndubitablyDyl: I dunno either, I can't remember which of us procrastinate more
EtrnalLstBoy: Corey.
IndubitablyDyl: No
IndubitablyDyl: He had to have all his lines memorized awhile ago
IndubitablyDyl: He's got a fascist group.
EtrnalLstBoy: Oof.
EtrnalLstBoy: Isn't he doing Merchant?
IndubitablyDyl: Nope.
IndubitablyDyl: He's MacBeth, just like you.
EtrnalLstBoy: Aiya.
IndubitablyDyl: A sad day indeed...
IndubitablyDyl: But, look at it this way, we've only got one week of real work to go!
EtrnalLstBoy: Yup.
IndubitablyDyl: Then we finish Econ and Calculus
IndubitablyDyl: And it's winter break time!
EtrnalLstBoy: Then we can go back to coasting through Calculus.
IndubitablyDyl: Yep.
EtrnalLstBoy: Oh, and do you know...
IndubitablyDyl: And after that you can get intimate with your video games and I can make a few prison calls to see if I can slip Meredith a file or spoon through the bars...

(Wish us luck! The AP English classes are going to be cranky and irrate for the next week and a half, so be warned! They do bite.)