-C U R R E N T-
[Current Mood] Ambiguous
[Current Music] Gaston and His Singing Cookware
[Current Taste] Ambivalence
[Current Make-up] Leprosy
[Current Hair] Yes
[Current Annoyance] Gaston and His Singing Cookware
[Current Smell] N/A
[Current Favorite Artist] Stabby McGougington
[Current Desktop Picture] CENSORED
[Current Favorite Group] Heroin Addicts Having Anonymity (HAHA)
[Current Book you're reading] "Alberta: It's Not Just For Prostitution Any More"
[Current CD in CD Player] "IT BURNS and Other Reactions to Philip Glass"
[Current DVD in player] "Alan Greenspan Magical Kansasian Adventure (Unrated Edition)"
[Current Color Of Toenails] Teal
[Current Refreshment] The Hope and Dreams of The Young (aka Coca Cola)
[Current Worry] MINE SPLEEN
-L A S T . P E R S O N-
[You Touched] I did punch that stripper pretty hard...
[You Talked to] The Police
[You Hugged] That bank teller, if by "hugged" you mean "crushed to death"
[You Instant messaged] 911
IndubitablyDyl: MINE SPLEEN IS A BALL OF AGONY
911Grl1456: a/s/l lol
IndubitablyDyl: KILL ME
911Grl1456: ROFL
[You Yelled At] Iowa is a person, right?
-F A V O R I T E-
[Food] Minions
[Drink] Sorrow
[Color] Pancreas
[Album] Is that slang for cancer? If so, definetly elbow cancer
[Shoes] Um... I have talons?
[Candy] Tootsy Roll Pop-a-Caps
[Animal] Walter Mondale
[TV Show] "Uncomfortable Silences with Cory Mingie"
[Movie] Yes please
[Dance] The Colon
[Song] "Cats Tossed off Tall Buildings V2.1"
[Fruit] Ian McKellen
[Cartoon] I don't like the way you're looking at me
-A R E . Y O U-
[Understanding] I don't get it
[Open-minded] "Free Brain Surgery? How could I lose?!"
[Arrogant] I'm never Arrogant like all of you simpletons.
[Insecure] DON'T JUDGE ME
[Interesting] I'm at 4.6% Quarterly
[Random] Thursday
[Hungry] You gonna finish that baby?
[Friendly] I hate because I care. About spreading misery, that is.
[Smart] Yes, it does.
[Moody] INDEED
[Childish] I'm telling Mom!
[Independent] I'm not telling Mom!
[Hard working] I'll get Mom to do it.
[Organized] I'll let you know when I find it.
[Healthy] In a manner of speaking, you can roll your r's
[Emotionally Stable] I got's the herpes.
[Shy]
[Difficult] Shut up.
[Attractive] Radiation.
[Bored Easily] I forgot.
[Thirsty] for LOVE. Or Liquified squid. Mmm. Squid...
[Responsible] I didn't do it! I have witnesses!
[Obsessed] I can only stalk so many people.
[Angry] at Bulgaria? You bet! (And when you do, can I have half your winnings for the tip?)
[Sad] :(
[Happy] :-_123423514365gda (Is it me, or is that phallic?)
-W H O . D O . U . W A N T . T O-
[Kill] U
[Slap] M
[Get Really Wasted With] Depends if I'd remember sleeping with him. Wait...
[Get High With] Jesus
[Look Like] That monkey from Aladin
-S T U F F-
[My Name Is] What?
[All I Need Is] $1000000 and a helicopter
[Love Is] At least, until the police arrive
[I'm Afraid of] Bad Pockey.
-H A V E . Y O U . E V E R-
[Pictured your crush naked?] I don't like to think of the people I kill in landslides as naked, just smashed to unrecognizable pulps
[Been in love] I've been in Montana. Does that count?
[Cried when someone died] Yeah, but in my defense she was hitting me with a baseball bat
[Lied] George McGovern, you beautiful crafty man, you
-W H O-
[makes u laugh the most?] The interrogators and their hilarious attempts to uncover the location of my secret ballpoint pen of DOOM
[makes you smile] "Smile for the camera! Good. Now empty the safe."
[who do you have a crush on?] All the lonely people. (Hint: They come from my basement)
[has a crush on u?] Ferdinando. He just won't take "YOU DON'T EXIST" as an answer.
[is easiest to talk to] The mass graves
-D O . Y O U . E V E R-
[sit on the internet all night waiting for someone special to I.M. you?] Whoa, all this time I thought I was sitting on a chair...
[save aol/aim conversations] This message may be recorded to assess the performance of our employees.
[wish u were a member of the opposite sex] As in, sodomy?
[cried because of someone saying something to you] "I'm doing this because I love you." *continues jabbing me in the eye with a ferret*
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