Clarifications

On women:

My pursuit of a wife might strike you as a bit of objectification, but I'd like to argue that it's quite the contrary. The reason I worry about it so is that I realize when one gets older, the amount of time spent outside of work with other adults rapidly diminishes. Your interactions are mainly limited to coworkers without children and whomever you happen to meet at some shady bar every Friday night while you're crying yourself to peanuts, getting drunk on sleep. Or... yeah. I'd like to at least have someone with me whose company I really enjoy, who'll make every day that much more interesting so my time not at work doesn't rapidly dissolve into existential anguish. I'm not saying it necessarily will, but I know myself, and I know I do better when I'm not alone. Having a partner-in-crime who matches my sense of humor, imagination, nonjudgmental ethics, and oh so sexyness would be truly wonderful.

On Math:

Some of you might be a tad confused as to why I dropped Mathematics. It's really not too terribly surprising, but then you've not been in my head for...um... ever, so you might be a bit taken aback. You see, the reason I like Math is that it makes sense. Math is objective, you're either right or wrong. Not only that, but Math is generally simple in its objectivity. You have to know a few methods and formulas, but you don't have to worry about all sorts of tricks and exceptions like you might in science and language. You also don't have to know a lot, like you would in history. It's comforting, something you can always rely on. There's a sense of safety and surety when you perform a math problem and you fully understand every aspect of it to the point you're certain it is 100% correct. Math would be easy to teach, too. The curriculum is always the same, it's laid out for you, you just have to spit it back at the kids and spit in creative ways until it gets in their heads. Er... did I just use making out as a metaphor for teaching Math? You bet I did! See, it's even sexy!

However, Math just isn't that useful. Everyone has to write/communicate, no matter what they do. Realistically, though, Math just isn't needed for most people. Mr. Petko is infamous for his "Math is urrywer," and he's partially right. But, for instance, physics literally is everywhere, yet most people couldn't tell you why a ramp makes it easier to move something. Math is in a lot of places, but most people really don't need to know much past Algebra. For certain professions, sure, but for most people?

English, done right, is an amalgamation of writing/reading/philsophy/ethics/creative impetus. You've got lots of wiggle room and can justify doing just about anything in the name of education. It's just more... comprehensive. More likely to bring fulfilment.

Anyway, that's all that comes to mind at the moment. If you want a better explanation IM/email me and I'll be glad to comply.