Your Mom is Considerably Obese

Ah, Dinosaur Comics (where I got the above quote), you fill my heart with a form of quaint joy unparalled by any other comic.

I'm going to have read the Harry Potter books for the sole purpose of being able to say, "This ain't nothin' compared to George RR Martin's 'A Song of Ice and Fire' series, jerk!" You know, cause they're just better books, ya know? Maybe? No? Well read em already, sheesh!

In other news: Pie! What's up with that?

Well That's That

Kinda anti-climatic, eh?

I got bored, so I did this:

Making up Bob Dole Quotes
From Uncyclopedia

"Bob Dole enjoys kittens on a stick." -Bob Dole

"Bob Dole firmly believes Calvin Coolidge could kick your ass." -Bob Dole

"At least Bob Dole's not gay." -Bob Dole (commenting on the more popular "Making Up Oscar Wilde Quotes")

"Never say I."-Bob Dole

"Bob Dole." -Bob Dole

Ugh

Well, I was right. Don't you hate it when that happens? It turns out when I've no good video games and no summer reading, I'm lost. Unmotivated to the extreme! So to combat said quandry, I believe I'll try to make myself start reading. 1984 is first, followed by Harry Potters 5 and 6 (yes, I'll read them, but only because I vaguely remember the first 4 being good). After that, who knows? I don't know if I'll be able to read successfully. My attention always wanders, and I get overcome with this sense of insecurity. Why oh why couldn't I have inherited my mother's gift for painting/drawing instead of trying to pave my way into writing? Ah well. I keep wanting to write something, to build a real story with real characters and subsequently destroy them. However, I'm forcing myself to delay my next writing project until I'm firmly cemented into college, if not out of it. I may write the villain novel as my senior project at UT, then write my spiritual atheist when/if the country recedes even further into Puritannical nonsense. I just keep having this feeling that I need to hurry before someone else beats me to the punch... I guess there are always other ideas if those fall through.

In other news, I've invested in Netflicks so I can at least finish Six Feet Under before UT. I figure with that, coupled with my hopefully revived interest in reading and the imminent arrival of "Grim Fandango" (an older adventure game for the PC), I should be adequately entertained until school starts. I'd be tempted to have multiple parties/get-to-get-hers, but my home is severely lacking in appropriate facilities and is an all around stressful place to be. Maybe when I acquire a swinging bachelor pad of my own I can have all sorts of wild boardgame related escapades. Or maybe just lots of sex. Oh Fate, which path will you pick? I guess you could surprise me and do both, possibly simultaneously. *shudder* You really are a wily son of an anarchist...

And on that note, I bid you all cheers, adieu, and/or cancer. (I can only afford two of the three. Take your pick.)

I made a new blog for when I feel the urge to write weird-like. The posts may or may not be connected, and I won't edit them, but when you want to write, you write. So... here it is.

Success!

My efforts towards equal distrubition of fascist dictatorial evil are working!

Puritans Smuritans

So I'm turning into a bit of an anti-Puritan. I'm achieving mixed results. I hate the guilt aspect, but being the erudite I'm not, I decided to do a bit more reading. I came across this gem. Apparently, that whacko James Dobson is pro-masturbation. So that's nice. However...

"Lots of young guys compare erections and masturbate with other young guys out of curiosity. This is not a big deal as long as it doesn't become a habit. It doesn't mean you are gay because it turned you on. It is more a passing curiosity phase. If you have been involved in "comparing notes" then let the phase move on - don't get locked into having the presence of another boy with you as your method of getting turned on."

I'll take that into consideration as my attempts to get rid of all that subconscious guilt progress. I mean, I can barely stand my own, much less someone else's. *sigh* This Puritan thing will be harder to beat than I thought. Damn.

Heh, there's something Puritans are good at. But I cursed! Haha! Score one for me!