Metamorphosis a la FANBULOUS

Here's the plan: It's a satire. Guy (or girl) goes to bed and the very next morning wakes up gay (like Gergor Samsa waking up as a beetle; they can decide to be gay or have it magically thrust upon them, since apparently one can be "turned"). Their family isolates them and then they kill themselves. It's genius! (Not for me though, one of you write it.)