I wondered that myself this morning, as I rushed to school having woken up at 8:10 and left the house at 8:14. Now, normally it takes around 17-20 minutes to get to school. Still, I managed to get to school and would have been in the English door if they didn't have the side doors locked. So, even though I walked in 3seconds after the bell rang, I did not sign in on the principal of door redundancy (and because I didn't want to be late).
I was still shocked that I had made it on time (sorta). I can only conclude that the guys at the time-space continuum decided to lend a hand. Now, for those who don't know, the employees of "Time/Space Incorporated" (as they're sometimes called) are all real jerks. For instance, that whole watched pot thing, that's them. The whole "one more mile and I'm there" thing, that's them. They're just not nice. Some say it's because of the strain of the work, others say it's because they never get any recognition, most people just say "Dylan, there are no beings working the time-space continuum, now get back in your padded room and start throwing yourself at the walls again."
Now you may be asking "But Dylan, why does life exist?" If you are indeed asking that, then you haven't been paying attention. If you are paying attention, you might be wondering how I managed to get the time-space continuum distorted. Well, you see, I've got some dirt on the whole thing. My "radical ideas" seem so incredibly impossible, that they make perfect sense thus they have the ability to shake the very foundations of existence. So, they cut me a little slack to save their jobs and so they won't have to clean up the mess (How else do you think Neptune got created? Someone made a major mistake there, believe you me).
And there you have it. Until next time or space or plane or whatever.
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