Friends and Associates, I present to you a new policy I hope will ensure there are less discrepancies that might impose a level of serious discourse that, frankly, is just not the type of intelligent, thoughtful dialogue we want to propigate around these parts. Thus, I bring you, Metaphysics Smezamysics:

I, Dylan Meggs, will try my darndest not to discuss metaphysics again. It's all a bunch of craziness. Morality, yeah, go for it. But the universe is how it is and there ain't nothing anybody can do to change it. At least, I don't think there's anything anyone can do, and if there is I don't want to know about it! So... Bibble Bobble Shim Sham Shazam!