I was walking in the developing subdivision 2minutes from my home (it's nice and secluded) when I stumbled upon a used purple condom. The funny thing was, my first thought wasn't "what is a condom doing here" but "why on earth would you want a purple condom?" Then I thought the pavement would be a pretty uncomfortable place to "do the deed." So I can only presume it was squirrels.

Curse those squirrels. They become more like us with each passing day...