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Oh dear...

It's over. I've jumped the shark. I'm losing control. I've lost my grasp on reality. If I ever had it, that is.

I cannot make myself do anything constructive. I need help. But the help must come from within.
One day, I hope to leave this morbid mire of mediocrity and attain some sort of peace of mind.

Or maybe I'm just crazy.

Math is Urrywer!

From American Dad:

"I touched her hand, her hand touched her boob, so by the the transitive property, I got boob! Algebra rules!"

Hilarity in Unexpected Places

Like Madagascar.

Monkey 1: I say, I think Tom Wolfe is speaking at Columbia, let's do have a listen.
*Monkey 2 (a mute) makes various sign language gestures*
Monkey 1: Well of course we're going to throw poo at him.

Lee and Me on Sunday Clothes for (gasp) Church

Lee: Did you bring nice clothes?
Me: A nice shirt
Me: Of course I forgot the pants
Lee: you always do.

My. God.

"I don't lie, I imagine verbally."

"Ask the stupid question or remain a stupid person."

Just some quotes I thought up in my head. I think I'll use the first one quite a bit, in due time...

Speaking of which, this is an awesome site. I've made a few entries, see if you can find them under "redundant" and "nonexistentialism." Nihilism and Calvin Coolidge (to which I also added) are superb as well. Enjoy.