"Can I bite you again?" -Eric, my four year old cousin, to Lillian, my eight year old cousin.

Oy. Vey.

I was leaving orientation when I saw that abstinence sign "Safe Sex Isn't." The entire concept makes me angry, because these are the same people who'll preach about the sanctity of marriage and then they turn it into a license for sex.

If I was a vandal skilled in climbing, that sign would read "Safe Sex Isn't As Fun!"

I am a bad person.

News

1. The Novella Afterword is complete, after 3 weeks. Send me an email at deepfrieddyl@yahoo.com if you want a copy.

2. I'm leaving Sunday to go to Virginia to work for my uncle for about six weeks. I'll have internet access, but I just thought some of you might want to know.

3. Happy Belated Birthday to David "Brown Sugah" Sugue. He's 18, but I think he might be able to keep killing strippers because of political immunity or something, for being foreign.

Cheers.

If only I had learned this sooner...

Don't forget to put your mouse pointer over the comic after you've read this sage advice!

Wise advice

Erin: oh dylan, don't use homosexuality as an excuse for you being a wuss!

Who are You Trying to Convince?

Erin: i, my dear friend, am not a ho

An Obvious Cry for Help

Help!